i swear to god, someone has hacked my laptop,
i’ll be pressing “j” & scrolling through,
like it got liked on tinder & go to some weird menu thing.
then it’ll shake/vibrate then swipe back left & pretend nothing happened…..
or it’ll just start opening a bunch of random menus & exit out of most them. OR IT’LL PICK A RANDOM WORD & DO A DICTIONARY TRANSLATION?!

booked the perfect artist for my tattoo <3.
cannot wait.

my mom put the MOTION sensed air fashioner closely facing the bathroom door, so every time somebody walks in, they get Fresh Linen to the crotch….

can life just give me a nice & pretty girl
that enjoys staying in & taking tokes?

took a really accurate test.

Your Existing Situation

Feeling stressed out due to her current situation and the demands which are placed on her. Working to release herself from all things that hold her back or tie her down.

Your Stress Sources

"Needs to meet people who have the same high principals and values as himself, but finds the need unfulfilled. her need to feel dominate and superior leaves her feeling isolated and does not allow for her to give freely of himself. she would like to surrender and let go, but sees that as a weakness she must not give in to. Holding back will allow her to stand out for the crowd and earn a higher status, recognized by others as unique and important."

Your Restrained Characteristics

Has strong emotional demands and is picky when it comes to choosing a partner. she chooses to remain emotionally distant and uninvolved in relationships.

"Current situation makes her feel unable to prove himself, but tries to make the best of things."

"Is emotionally demanding, especially during intimate moments, which leaves her feeling frustrated because she is unable to find a perfect union."

Your Desired Objective

"If motivated, she will easily and quickly learn new skills. Is very intense person who seeks excitement and sexual stimulation. Wants others to see her as an exciting and interesting person, who is also charming and can easily influence others. Uses her charm to increase her chances of success and gain other people’s trust."

Your Actual Problem

"Impressed by unique and one of a kind things, and by people with exceptional personalities. Tries to takes the characteristics she likes in other people and apply it to herself as well as coming across as a unique individual."

rockstar supersours goes amazingly with wisers!

broke into her house with pizza, shots till she’s home,
i also hope she doesn’t check tumblr on break. ahah. <3.

My dad just came up to me & goes
"SOOO…. how far are you on paying back your loan? you gotta be close right? i’ve already got cars picked out for you, & i’m getting too excited to wait, so hurry up."


to then men who would be interested in being pegged  or would like to help cause they cool as ice,
how would you suggest your gf bring it up to you? like flat out ask? just surprise you?(i doubt this one right?) or let you approach us? or something else?

one thing i was glad about leaving mcdonalds was not hearing the beeps in the shower & when i tried to sleep at night. BUT now i get to imagine the label printers’ sound…. (y)

serious question….
can you be vegan & still be pro-choice?

my overnight shift last night felt like 15 minutes,
that was ridiculous.

"okaay world. i’m ready to fall in love."

Just woke up, I want pizza 🍕

i wanna go to the parade but i work :(
wave a flag for meee. <3