found out,
I didn’t fuck up & like pass out somewhere weird
I got to my bed on my own,
all i didn’t do was shut the gate
& put on pjs, ahahahah.
1 for drunk amy!
lets not let you go unsupervised again.

made it home last night,
black out after the cab dropped me off,
so i totally made it home
i just didn’t quite get to my bed ahahahahahaha

i just feel like a fucking movie,
where im hype as fuck with all my trailers until i’m released
then when i’m actually out, only half the people excited go to it,
actually see it
& then only like 1% of those people even fucking like the film
& then only 1% from that group will actually buy the movie cause they actually fucking like it.

i understand why old people are so grouchy…
younger people
piss me the fuck off too….

i wonder if my neighbours
ever look out their windows
& see me taking a toke
& think “omg, i’m living next door to a drug dealer”

me: enjoys buying gifts for people, sucks at choosing gifts for people.

finished my project,
which (before all the details)
came to 20 pages.
it took every single page i had,
but that was okaay, cause it all printed.
UNTIL I LOOKED AT THE FUCKING TITLE ON EVERY PAGE
& I FUCKING MISSPELLED “ODB” & WROTE “OBD”
so i had to buy a new thing of paper & gotta re print it.
i swear to god if i run out of fucking ink…

sucker for surprises <3

hsljfghag. i don’t find gambling fun.
gambling will not make us “hang out”
this is fucking bullshit. stop making me feel like
a fucking asshole, because i don’t see the point
in “betting” on things i have no fucking knowledge in.

my teacher said that
she was worried about me in life
& that she doesn’t understand how i think through or
store information,
& that i wasn’t allowed to ask anymore questions today…
IT’S NOT MY FAULT I ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS NO ONE CAN ANSWER
I’M JUST CURIOUS
why is my mind so weird.

MAY COME FASTER, HOLY SHIT
i like may, cause it’s like my name all jumbled
like that’s the month i should be fucked outta my mind.

its amazing how many times,
i go somewhere,
& everyone waits for me to go to the bathroom
to take a groupie, so they can post it online.

psht…
i am not getting drunk…
by myself… on a wednesday….

did you know….

finishing a project a month early
feels fan-fucking-tastic?
i didn’t. i just found out.

omf.
i can change our house temperature from my laptop.
all i neeed is a mini fridge & a toilet
& i’ll never have to leave my room again.