me cleaning my room & finding mcdonald pies

me: OHH, I'M AMY. I'M A FATASS, I TAKE PIE FROM WORK & I DON'T EVEN EAT IT. I LIKE MAKING POOR AFRICAN CHILD CRY BECAUSE I'M SO WASTEFUL. WATCH ME THROW OUT THIS PIE WITHOUT TEARS.
dad: ... amy who you talkin' to..?
me: MYSELF DAD. MY WASTEFUL NORTH AMERICAN HOARDING ADDICT SELF!
dad: ... okaay fat ass. love yah.
#thanks #dad #love #you #too #pie #waste #trash #mcdonalds #poor #children #in #africa #journal
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